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So my favorite professor is a freaking genius.

May 3rd, 2008 (01:53 am)

Okay, so we were just kind of talking about random different things today in his office, because he's my favorite professor and really I kind of view him more as a friend who happens to know more than me, and he started telling me about how he hates lobster.

I'm going to note right now, this professor is gay.

Anyway. So he was telling me about how he didn't like it one way, so he tried it another. And another. And another. And another. And eventually... he just had to accept that he simply did not like lobster.

Interesting story, yes?

Well, I was thinking about it today... and I do it with something completely different: dating. I know I like dating girls-- they're fun and they're sweet and they're awesome kissers and okay I'm shutting up right now-- but guys I've never been quite as sure on.

So I've dated all kinds of guys. You name 'em, I've probably dated them. Fat, skinny, tall, short, average, young, old, mature, immature, smart, dumb... and I've just never been happy.

I think I'm just going to have to accept that I don't like guys and let that be the end of it.

Isn't my Shakespeare professor brilliant?!

A stupid story about how he hates lobster gets me to realize I really am 100% gay, that I'm about as straight as everyone at Boston Pride combined... I am seriously in awe of him at the moment. *shakes head*


Posted by: galleon_lore (galleon_lore)
Posted at: May 4th, 2008 12:21 pm (UTC)

A lot of people confuse sexuality with orientation.
Sex is a base, physical need, just like food...and, just like with food, the body craves different varieties at different times. What you feel like fucking at the moment has little impact on who and what you really are.
But the deeper, more meaningful, emotional stuff...relationships and whatnot...that's a completely different story. Gotta go with what you really love.

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